- why do women hang out at bars with married guys?
- why do people have pumpkins on their front porch and christmas lights on their house?
- why is it snowing over a foot in portland and only raining in albany?
- why have i only eaten swedish fish and chocolate pop tarts today?
- why does john have a nice car and i drive a tracker?
- why aren't we decorating christmas cookies tonight?
- why do people pretend like their lives are perfect when we all know they aren't?
that's my vent for the day. i feel better.